she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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