No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
