I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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