i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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