Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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