I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
high people should be assigned attendants
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize