just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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