HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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