Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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