2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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