thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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