Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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