dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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