Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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