i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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