we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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