he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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