i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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