I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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