ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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