thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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