Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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