Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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