butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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