Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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