im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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