i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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Floor bacon is actually really good
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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