I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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