ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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