We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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