Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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He better not be in your backpack
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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