I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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