My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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