for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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