State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?