Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...