am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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