I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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