Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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