I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.