..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police