grinding to god bless the USA? really?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol