if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is this like a preordered booty call?