his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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