you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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