If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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