The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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