I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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