I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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