Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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