Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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