I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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