would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
