I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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